Here's how you do it right. Get your significant other a bouquet of flowers. That's right. Every women wants flowers. I learned that early in my courtship with Megan.
Here is the catch, although every women loves flowers, it may take more than the few short days you have before Valentine's Day this week to figure out which kind of flowers she likes.
If you aren't sure what she likes you can get your wife, girlfriend, or friend the kind of flowers that my wife likes. McDonalds French Fries! In the interest of time to let you get out there and find what she wants I won't go into the details on how I figured out that she likes a bouquet from McDonalds rather than the more traditional array of flowers from your local supermarket. I will tell you, however, that once I figured it out, our life has been bliss.

If in doubt, get her a bouquet from a fast food joint. You certainly can't go wrong with America's favorite fries.
What is Love? It's a bouquet of flowers from McDonalds.
Yummy!! Now I am excited for Valentine's Day to get here!!
ReplyDeleteWhich day this week is it again?
ReplyDeleteJust to be safe you better get me a "bouquet" a few times this week so you don't miss it ;)
DeleteBetter safe than sorry!
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